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by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:49 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Exactly, which is why I will have a final fling with these carambolas (starfruit). (aims said carambolas).

And since you were the only member of this forum apart from me to join in, take the whole of next week off. The others will get detention and extra homework.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sat Mar 04, 2017 9:51 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Bloody hell, Nancy! Uncle Manfred is SO proud of you! Would you like to work for him? Last day tomorrow so get it while you can. But isn't squash a vegetable? Anyway, this will be overlooked as you obviously listen in Academy classes and have done well. In keeping with the Wars, I must sock it to yo...
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:06 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Ha! Ha!

Now cop yer whack of this, to quote Billy Connolly.

(fires mangoes from an even larger trebuchet).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Thu Mar 02, 2017 8:21 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Make like Gary Barlow and take that!

(Fires a heavy volley of grapes of both colours)
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Wed Mar 01, 2017 12:20 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Doctor Ledin is a Buddhist but all the Enlightened Ones in the world won't stop this!

(Fires a salvo of bananas)
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Tue Feb 28, 2017 12:53 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Cloves! To the wall, Nancy for 15 minutes! Artificially improving them is illegal.

(throws apples and rolls a pomegranate for you to fall over)
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:38 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

The celebrations were great! Doctor Magnificat was dancing with Auntie Brin.

Have some Sharon fruit in recognition of this! (aims the Sharon fruit).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:06 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

I'm still completely stoned from the booze at the party, especially as Tomas kept spiking my already strong drink with obsidian and baínneflower extract (bloody lethal!).

But not too stoned to give you this! (fires a load of rambutans).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:05 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Right, you Freds, Fruit Wars are BACK!

Tomas is 65 today and Great Uncle Manfred is 144. To celebrate, have a barrage of kumquats on me!

*throws kumquats*
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sun Feb 19, 2017 2:22 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

You'll get more than your chance, Nancy. I need to show my lung disease who's Chief around here!
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:24 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

Listen up, you Freds! Ultra special Fruit Wars beginning next Saturday (25th). Ultra special because that date is Doctor Ledin's 65th birthday. Auntie Brin is coming over specially from America. And you can bet the good Doctor has something lined up for y'all. Be there with your fruits and remember ...
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Thu Sep 15, 2016 3:51 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Remind me Never EVER look at AVEN again!
Replies: 2345
Views: 195291

Re: Remind me Never EVER look at AVEN again!

Thank you for that, Lia, although if the playground mentality is still there I may not rejoin.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:47 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Remind me Never EVER look at AVEN again!
Replies: 2345
Views: 195291

Re: Remind me Never EVER look at AVEN again!

Last year I suspended my account with a view to it being reviewed a year later as to whether I wanted to rejoin. They haven't been in contact so they can 'go hifreann leat' as far as I'm concerned.

In case you're wondering where I've been for most of the year, I've been ill.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:44 am
Forum: Asexuality
Topic: Disability and asexual ?
Replies: 15
Views: 3061

Re: Disability and asexual ?

I have Asperger's Syndrome and dyspraxia.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sat Sep 10, 2016 3:55 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Banned from AVEN, so I came here
Replies: 5
Views: 1124

Re: Banned from AVEN, so I came here

I left Aven a year ago. No regrets.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Mon Apr 11, 2016 3:02 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

Thank you all for making Nut Wars a success.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:23 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

Final day of the Wars so enjoy them while you can!

(Empties a sack of peanuts over Pif's head).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:55 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

No worms please, strict vegetarian here!

Thanks, guys. In celebration, take a break from battle and relax with cake.

But tomorrow, normal service resumes!
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Fri Apr 08, 2016 2:57 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

It certainly is, Tanwen! And in celebration cop some of this!

(A barrage of ginkgo nuts follows).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:44 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

Nothing compared to the chestnut!

(Fires some) Now take a leaf from the Gary Barlow songbook and take that!
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:10 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

(Falls over due to tropical nuts on the floor, curses Nancy).

Right, you cheeky Fred! (aims monkey nuts from a catapult)
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:41 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

Great Uncle Manfred's Miracle Nutcracker to the rescue!

(cracks hickory nuts, then follows with a volley of cashews).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:15 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

You still haven't learned, have you? Take that! (blasts a gun of pecan nut bullets).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:11 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

I hope you lot are Marc Almond fans because here come the almonds!

(Fires some from a cannon).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:23 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

Right, you Freds! Let battle commence!

(Aims a barrage of Brazil nuts).
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Sat Apr 02, 2016 2:03 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Fruit Wars Return!
Replies: 60
Views: 5149

Re: Fruit Wars Return!

They will, Donna, but next year. There is are specific seasons for each war. This is to give the factions breathing space and time to arm themselves.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:02 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

You can eat them at the end of the Wars, Scarf. In this, we aim them at each other.

For now, curb your enthusiasm and save it for the fight.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:28 am
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Re: Nut Wars

The mods can 'gread leat' or 'shove off'. And that's only the polite form. We don't need those pocket Hitlers spoiling the fun.

Mods are sods!

Only real nuts such as walnuts are allowed. All of the Wars are food related.
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:47 pm
Forum: General Discussions and Fun
Topic: Nut Wars
Replies: 49
Views: 3732

Nut Wars

Right, you Freds, the Nut Wars are imminent. They begin on Monday and end on Saturday.

Stock up on your nuts now. Your Magic Academy needs you!
by TheGuvnorsMoll
Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:30 am
Forum: Asexuality
Topic: The Walnut Theory: Sex, Marriage & Kids Are Not Worth It
Replies: 31
Views: 4016

Re: The Walnut Theory: Sex, Marriage & Kids Are Not Worth It

Sex, marriage and kids are definitely not worth it.

I have no interest in sex. Marriage is a far worse loss of freedom than any prison, anyway why would I elect to spend my life having to consider someone else when I am perfectly happy alone? I detest kids of all ages.