Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

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Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 29 Mar 2014, 13:50

Educating people on sex matters in March 2014. Not the usual education. This entire thread is why I would make a bad PT member.

Day One
Cat sex is painful. The male cats have barbs on their dicks so the female cat cannot get away without destroying her insides. Girl cats seek sexual gratification from their human companions during heat, their humans give them orgasms make them go away.

I am surprised SJW feminists aren't all over this one, they will probably have us mutilating the genitals of male cats and giving the girl cats a good shag.

Stay tuned for tomorrow's educating sex stuff.
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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 31 Mar 2014, 01:48

Day Two
If you choose to stick your dong in warm food products, make sure that food product is not piping hot. You will end up with painful burns and immense embarrassment upon visiting your emergency room. Be warned, you may be telling yourself that they aren't laughing at you but you're wrong. They are. And the best way to deal with it is to leave that deep deep in the past ready to tell the grandchildren in 20 years time...if you are about to have children after this...

The worst thing you can do is get the media involved. Just ask this guy: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj7KnRVIIAAVliq.jpg:large
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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 03 May 2014, 11:33

Day Something,
BDSM is definitely better with a restraining order.

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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 11 May 2014, 14:43

Day Something Else
Sexual partners do not appreciate such endearing terms as "sexy doughnut"...nor do non-sexual partners for that matter.

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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 17 Jul 2014, 07:16

Day Trumpet,
You don't have to be sexual to appreciate David Bowies Crotch Bulge in Labyrinth.

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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby KAGU143 » 19 Jul 2014, 16:30

:shock:


Oh. Yes. Right.

*fans self*
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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 24 Aug 2014, 11:37

Day Sodium Phosphate,
Cows are turned on by other cows fornicating.

True facts.

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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby KAGU143 » 25 Aug 2014, 05:08

Goats too.

(Satyrs, anybody?)
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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby PiF » 26 Aug 2014, 01:25

cows are just in a rush to star in mcdonalds latest add

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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby Ciri » 03 Oct 2014, 10:50

Day lol,

My scientist friends and I were discussing a riverting biochemical mystery.

Is it possible to pickle onions in your vagina? Asked by yours truly.

Answer
Probably, yes.

Similar pHs and molarity.
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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby PiF » 03 Oct 2014, 23:24

It probably is but....I wouldn't want to play beer pong with you if you turn up with a jar of pickle onions

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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby KAGU143 » 09 Oct 2014, 15:16

Erm ....




I had a thought, but it went away.
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Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day

Postby PiF » 27 Dec 2014, 14:59

For matters of hygiene and infection reduction, particulary if you are a lady, when having sex avoid double dipping. :shhh:


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