Educating people on sex matters in March 2014. Not the usual education. This entire thread is why I would make a bad PT member.
Day One
Cat sex is painful. The male cats have barbs on their dicks so the female cat cannot get away without destroying her insides. Girl cats seek sexual gratification from their human companions during heat, their humans give them orgasms make them go away.
I am surprised SJW feminists aren't all over this one, they will probably have us mutilating the genitals of male cats and giving the girl cats a good shag.
Stay tuned for tomorrow's educating sex stuff.
Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
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Day Two
If you choose to stick your dong in warm food products, make sure that food product is not piping hot. You will end up with painful burns and immense embarrassment upon visiting your emergency room. Be warned, you may be telling yourself that they aren't laughing at you but you're wrong. They are. And the best way to deal with it is to leave that deep deep in the past ready to tell the grandchildren in 20 years time...if you are about to have children after this...
The worst thing you can do is get the media involved. Just ask this guy: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj7KnRVIIAAVliq.jpg:large
If you choose to stick your dong in warm food products, make sure that food product is not piping hot. You will end up with painful burns and immense embarrassment upon visiting your emergency room. Be warned, you may be telling yourself that they aren't laughing at you but you're wrong. They are. And the best way to deal with it is to leave that deep deep in the past ready to tell the grandchildren in 20 years time...if you are about to have children after this...
The worst thing you can do is get the media involved. Just ask this guy: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj7KnRVIIAAVliq.jpg:large
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
Day Something,
BDSM is definitely better with a restraining order.
Love Ciri
BDSM is definitely better with a restraining order.
Love Ciri
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
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Day Something Else
Sexual partners do not appreciate such endearing terms as "sexy doughnut"...nor do non-sexual partners for that matter.
Love Ciri
Sexual partners do not appreciate such endearing terms as "sexy doughnut"...nor do non-sexual partners for that matter.
Love Ciri
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
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Day Trumpet,
You don't have to be sexual to appreciate David Bowies Crotch Bulge in Labyrinth.
Cy.
You don't have to be sexual to appreciate David Bowies Crotch Bulge in Labyrinth.
Cy.
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
Oh. Yes. Right.
*fans self*
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
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Day Sodium Phosphate,
Cows are turned on by other cows fornicating.
True facts.
Ciri.
Cows are turned on by other cows fornicating.
True facts.
Ciri.
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
Goats too.
(Satyrs, anybody?)
(Satyrs, anybody?)
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
cows are just in a rush to star in mcdonalds latest add
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Day lol,
My scientist friends and I were discussing a riverting biochemical mystery.
Is it possible to pickle onions in your vagina? Asked by yours truly.
Answer
Probably, yes.
Similar pHs and molarity.
My scientist friends and I were discussing a riverting biochemical mystery.
Is it possible to pickle onions in your vagina? Asked by yours truly.
Answer
Probably, yes.
Similar pHs and molarity.
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.
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It probably is but....I wouldn't want to play beer pong with you if you turn up with a jar of pickle onions
Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
Erm ....
I had a thought, but it went away.
I had a thought, but it went away.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
Re: Ciri's Random Sex Fact of the Day
For matters of hygiene and infection reduction, particulary if you are a lady, when having sex avoid double dipping. 