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Postby Thom » 31 Mar 2016, 17:32

Hey! My name is Thom, and I guess I'm here to tell you a bit about me.

I'm asexual.
I do yaoi RPs.
I'm well respected on the RP sites I frequent.
I do watch porn.
I do have fetishes and kinks.
I will talk about all of them with you if you ask.
This doesn't make me less asexual.
I don't care what you have to say about it.

I'll be completely myself while I'm here. If you don't like it, then ignore me. Sometimes I'm snarky. Sometimes I'm saucy with extra sauce. I'm almost always a smartass. Sarcasm is my favorite language. If you don't like it, just ignore me. If you don't want to ignore me, then just take everything that I say with a pinch of salt and try not to take me too seriously. I promise I'm far more enjoyable that way.
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I'm an egotistical maniac, and that makes me better than everyone else.
Because at least I can accept it.

Music Because I Can.

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Postby KAGU143 » 31 Mar 2016, 17:48

Hi Thom - Welcome to Apositive!

Actually, it sounds like you're going to fit in just fine around here! :D

Saucy with extra sauce, eh?

. . . . fascinating.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

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Postby Thom » 31 Mar 2016, 17:52

Yes, Kagu, mind if I call you that? Lots of sauce. Preferably buffalo, but sometimes I like to be extra spicy and am Tabasco. Glad to know that I'm going to fit in. It's hard to find people that will respect sarcasm in its purest form.
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I'm an egotistical maniac, and that makes me better than everyone else.
Because at least I can accept it.

Music Because I Can.

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Postby KAGU143 » 31 Mar 2016, 18:32

You can call me Kagu, or GBRD, or Greybird or Nancy . . . it's all good. (The number 143 has a story behind it, but Kæth can tell it better than I can.)

I like spaghetti sauce, but mainly I like it the way that I make it. Most of the other versions that I've tried have tasted flat to me.

Tabasco is okay, but only in moderation. ('Talk about feelin' the Bern! Eep!)
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Postby PiF » 31 Mar 2016, 21:00

I have no idea what an RP is but your welcome :D

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Postby Thom » 01 Apr 2016, 06:39

PiF wrote:I have no idea what an RP is but your welcome :D


Roleplay, dude. Roleplay. Use google, man. It helps out a lot.
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Music Because I Can.

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Postby PiF » 01 Apr 2016, 06:53

Roleplay in my day meant the mrs dressing up in a french maids costume and me saying I have been a naughty boy and need to be punished...my how times have changed :lol: :lol:

Google is the devils work...I know what will happen if I type roleplay into google....I'll be messaged by some 6ft georgeous amazonian woman asking me for a web cam chat and she turns out to be a 5ft 2 inch fat bloke called Kevin with his knob out 8| 8|

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Postby KAGU143 » 01 Apr 2016, 08:04

Do we know the same Kevin?
What are the odds?
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Postby PiF » 01 Apr 2016, 08:07

If he had his knob out then it's probably the same Kevin, the rascal, he told me he would never cheat on me 8|

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Postby Ciri » 01 Apr 2016, 08:08

I know a guy called Kevin who matches that description too.

Yeah hi.
You're all dead and I'm your eternal punishment.

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Postby PiF » 01 Apr 2016, 08:10

What a three timing man slut he is

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Postby KAGU143 » 01 Apr 2016, 08:21

Make that four timing, or maybe even more.
I'm not gonna name any names, though.
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Postby CatBunny » 02 Apr 2016, 13:25

Welcome. Here's some yaoi hugs.
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Postby Tanwen » 02 Apr 2016, 19:43

Hey, I'm late to this welcome party! Still I'll have plenty of time to play here from next Monday - I'm having hip replacement surgery...could really do with a complete body replacement but it isn't available on the NHS :)

But I think you can see from the replies so far that you'll fit right in. PiF is an old fart who hates technology, not all us old farts are the same...Google is my friend :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and I don't know Kevin. Why don't I know Kevin - what's wrong with me that Kevin doesn't want to be my friend??? Maybbe he calls himself something else!!!

Good grief, my son has been trying to teach me sarcasm for years - sometimes I think I've got it then I realise I'm still as thick as ever. So if I take something you say seriously that is really sarcastic, just :roll: :lol:
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