Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby jmb » Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:40 pm

Michael wrote:
Ciri wrote:I got bored. A WILD FAMILY TREE APPEARS


I... really don't... understand...


Oh good! I thought it was just me. :eh:
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 3:52 pm

I mean, how was I spawned? Why was I spawned?

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby ParaLLL » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:07 pm

Ciri wrote:You are asexual, are you not? o.o

Yes.

...I am also resisting the urge to follow that yes with half a dozen "and so am I!"s.



Michael wrote:I mean, how was I spawned? Why was I spawned?

Cloning, because internet.

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:19 pm

Michael, ParaLLL underwent Mitosis to have you and Jmb c:

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:25 pm

Check your spawning privileges, yellow cisgender transduck!

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:27 pm

I'm a trans-bread, thank you very much.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:33 pm

Ciri wrote:I'm a trans-bread, thank you very much.


I question your identity, yellow cisgender transduck who identifies as bread!

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:37 pm

*slaps*
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:39 pm

I wonder how big we can make this thread.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:42 pm

Depends on our thread spawning privileges.

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:45 pm

I think we are pretty privileged in that area.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:47 pm

BUT I WANT OPPRESSION POINTS!!!

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:49 pm

IF YOU WANT OPPRESSION POINTS BECOME A TRANSBREAD.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:53 pm

Bread!? I was denied a sandwich yesterday because the shops were closed. I could have been fucking triggered just now. Fucking triggered!!

My feels!!! I can't!!!

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:55 pm

Your sammich eating triggered my trans-bread feels :( Acceptable pronouns are Hoe or Hovis.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:00 pm

OMG!!! I am so triggered right now that I'm curling up into a little ball and spontaneously combusting under the feels!!! The oppression!!!

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:05 pm

My puppy came in and stole my favourite slipper :C
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:11 pm

That's what puppies are supposed to do. Maybe it wants to play with you?

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:17 pm

It's 2am D: He should be in bed.

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:21 pm

Hey, he looks a little bit like my dog :)

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby ParaLLL » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:22 pm

...*sits back, noms popcorn, and watches the transbread feels chaos* There is no way I can improve on this.

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:27 pm

Should have been here earlier, Para. I was giving him a bath outside, fell in his pool. Got out, stripped off and nicked a towel off my mothers washing line. Then found out I had locked myself out. So I was stuck in my parents back garden, soaking wet and nude for 3 hours.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:32 pm

Ciri wrote:Should have been here earlier, Para. I was giving him a bath outside, fell in his pool. Got out, stripped off and nicked a towel off my mothers washing line. Then found out I had locked myself out. So I was stuck in my parents back garden, soaking wet and nude for 3 hours.


According to his version of events :)

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:37 pm

My brother had to let me in. He found it highly amusing.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:39 pm

I would have been triggered. TRIGGERED.

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:47 pm

Ok. That's quite enough. Some people do actually have legit triggers. For example, I was watching a documentary about a 74 stone lady and haven't eaten since because "I don't want to end up like that." There's a difference between watching a doc and thinking ew fat! Disgusting! TRIGGERTRIGGERTRIGGER And being on the verge of starving yourself.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:49 pm

Okay, okay! Please don't oppress me!

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Ciri » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:52 pm

Lol the joke is funny but not constantly, choose your timing :p I think the world forgets that there are proper triggers out there, not the SJW kind.
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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby Michael » Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:53 pm

But that's what people do at 3:00 AM, innit?

And I've got writers' block again.

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Re: Ciri's Intro of Opinions and Rage

Postby ParaLLL » Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:52 pm

Ciri wrote:My brother had to let me in. He found it highly amusing.

I like your brother better than mine.

Michael: What are you writing?