she wanted to hear me abusing myself over the phone...i thought i have two options here...i can swear at myself over the phone but i don't think that is the abuse she meant..or i can slap a wet flanel (face cloth) against the bath sides hoping she thinks i am abusing my gentlemans sausuage...i chose the latter...i think i made the right choice but i was unsure as she was making a lot of moaning noises ?
the following week she stayed over and said your house is always clean...i smiled politely and thought...my bath gets cleaned when you ring
