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Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:47 pm

Right, you Freds, the Nut Wars are imminent. They begin on Monday and end on Saturday.

Stock up on your nuts now. Your Magic Academy needs you!

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:25 pm

Quick question, can we count testicles as nuts?

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby ♥ Steph ♥ » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:45 pm

PiF wrote:Quick question, can we count testicles as nuts?


Want mine?

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Thu Mar 31, 2016 3:57 pm

I wonder if you realised that offer could be taken so many ways :lol: :lol:

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » Thu Mar 31, 2016 6:20 pm

Well, this should be easy. :D
I don't think we're in any danger of running low on nuts around here!
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:36 am

We specialise in them - wonder if AVEN's admods would want to join in - would you 'allow'that GM??? :D
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:28 am

The mods can 'gread leat' or 'shove off'. And that's only the polite form. We don't need those pocket Hitlers spoiling the fun.

Mods are sods!

Only real nuts such as walnuts are allowed. All of the Wars are food related.
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Fri Apr 01, 2016 3:50 am

TheGuvnorsMoll wrote: Only real nuts such as walnuts are allowed. All of the Wars are food related.


Damm...I was hoping for two goes with testicles...My left nut...my right nut

Nevermind..Monday it begins

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Scarf » Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:08 am

Imma squirrel. I eat nuts.
With style

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:02 am

You can eat them at the end of the Wars, Scarf. In this, we aim them at each other.

For now, curb your enthusiasm and save it for the fight.
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:23 am

Right, you Freds! Let battle commence!

(Aims a barrage of Brazil nuts).
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Mon Apr 04, 2016 3:27 am

PiF plays the winning hand....have that you hethens...I give you the biggest nut of them all...Donald Trump....I win :lol: :lol:

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:16 am

Ref, ref...PiFfy's CHEATING!!! :P

Goes gathering cashews....fires!!!!!

Image

*They look pretty pissed to me :D*
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:25 am

Rolls a barrage of coconuts into the main traffic zone. Sits back to watch the fun.
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Mon Apr 04, 2016 11:07 am

I'll see your coconuts (no innuendo here) and raise you a love nut

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » Mon Apr 04, 2016 12:43 pm

Loads cannon with macadamia nuts - FFIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:20 pm

Puts candle nuts in peoples shoes then shouts..race to the finishhhhh

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:50 pm

WTH are candle nuts?
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:02 am

Also known as a kemiri but most often called candle nuts as they burn like a candle :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleurites_moluccanus

but for my next volley ..no I did not say I am taking the piss..I said I am taking the pistachios....sample my little nuts if you will

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:11 am

I hope you lot are Marc Almond fans because here come the almonds!

(Fires some from a cannon).
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:15 am

You still haven't learned, have you? Take that! (blasts a gun of pecan nut bullets).
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » Tue Apr 05, 2016 6:43 am

I got these nuts from some bush....men. sticks the mongongo's in the camels bottom, then jumps up and down on the camels hump, firing the nuts like planes taking off the nimitiz

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » Tue Apr 05, 2016 7:02 am

Fires off a 45 minute solo of Almond Brothers, bouncing off of guitar strings.
Take THAT!
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Skycaptain » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:20 am

Adding local produce, fires some Kent Cob nuts into the arena

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » Tue Apr 05, 2016 8:25 am

This is gonna hurt!!! Loads Coco de mer into the trebuchet and launches
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Skycaptain » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:47 am

Loads peanuts into the pea-shooter, takes aim, fires

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:05 pm

gathers sweet chestnuts and spreads generously
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:37 pm

Rolls a large bucketful of un-crackable hickory nuts into the room.
Steps around them VERY carefully.
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:41 am

Great Uncle Manfred's Miracle Nutcracker to the rescue!

(cracks hickory nuts, then follows with a volley of cashews).
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » Wed Apr 06, 2016 8:48 am

Loads cannon with walnuts - fires!!!
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