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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » 06 Apr 2016, 08:01

Carefully rasps the "M"s off of a large bag of tropical nuts and infiltrates them into the college, where they slide unnoticed into the prevailing ambiance of academia.
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » 06 Apr 2016, 08:10

(Falls over due to tropical nuts on the floor, curses Nancy).

Right, you cheeky Fred! (aims monkey nuts from a catapult)
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Skycaptain » 06 Apr 2016, 10:07

Peppers pecans everywhere

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » 06 Apr 2016, 14:47

*feels sorry for all of the monkeys that are whimpering and holding their groins*
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » 06 Apr 2016, 18:39

Rides dragon over area, scatters pistachios
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » 06 Apr 2016, 21:55

The nut of champions stands proud, ladies and gentlemen ..and you other folk :D ....I give to you..the mighty acorn...bow before its magnificence

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » 06 Apr 2016, 23:44

Nothing compared to the chestnut!

(Fires some) Now take a leaf from the Gary Barlow songbook and take that!
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » 06 Apr 2016, 23:53

#Here we go gathering nuts in May#..what you mean it's only April...pickeeeeeee!!!! :wag:

Blithely scatters hazlenuts on the floor - no, NOT Hazel's nut but hazel nuts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » 07 Apr 2016, 21:36

Hey, GM is it your birthday today???
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » 07 Apr 2016, 23:57

It certainly is, Tanwen! And in celebration cop some of this!

(A barrage of ginkgo nuts follows).
'The best Government is that which governs least, if at all' - Henry David Thoreau.

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » 08 Apr 2016, 01:13

OOo puts sprinkle nuts on G.M's cake..happy birthday

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby Tanwen » 08 Apr 2016, 01:50

Here it is GM - complete with nutty sprinkles :D

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby KAGU143 » 08 Apr 2016, 03:45

*drools*

I haven't had breakfast yet, and now I want CAKE for some reason! This day is trying to start off on the wrong foot and I can't allow that. No cake!

My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to venture into the woods once again and to attempt to pull up a horde of 10ft tall Scotch Broom plants. The woods also contain a lot of wild hazelnut trees, and I will be gathering ammo while I work.

By the way, wild hazelnuts are small and VERY hard, so be prepared! (Also, don't be surprised if they have worms inside. The trees have never been sprayed or tended in any way.)
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » 08 Apr 2016, 04:16

Nuts and worms?...Lovely, meat for dinner and nuts for afters all in one bite, yummy

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » 08 Apr 2016, 08:55

No worms please, strict vegetarian here!

Thanks, guys. In celebration, take a break from battle and relax with cake.

But tomorrow, normal service resumes!
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » 09 Apr 2016, 08:04

Sprinkles red bopple nut shells all over the floor so I can hear those rascals coming in...and when they do..I will slap em hard with my sock full of Filberts

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » 10 Apr 2016, 01:23

Final day of the Wars so enjoy them while you can!

(Empties a sack of peanuts over Pif's head).
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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » 10 Apr 2016, 01:32

Say whaaaaaat??? No one is emptying their nut sack over my head I can tell you...tut tut

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby TheGuvnorsMoll » 11 Apr 2016, 00:02

Thank you all for making Nut Wars a success.
'The best Government is that which governs least, if at all' - Henry David Thoreau.

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Re: Nut Wars

Postby PiF » 11 Apr 2016, 01:05

Thank you sir for your birthday gift of nuts :D


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