I'm a tramp...apparently

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I'm a tramp...apparently

Postby PiF » Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:02 am

I was working on my motorcycle and towards the end needed a ride out to test the work but I also felt a bit peckish.

I went over to my localish subway on the bike and in my scruffy bike working clothes, Put the helmet on a table then ordered my chicken Teriyaki. with Olives, tomato and Lettuce with a drizzle of honey mustard...Lush.

As I turn around towards the table after paying (it is a small subway) there is a young couple with two kids and no tables left, I offer the one I was going to go to, remove the crash helmet and go outside.

They have no tables or chairs outside, so just around the corner from the door, I sit their on the concrete path unwrapping my sub, legs crossed in my dirty clothes and an old couple go past and throw a pound in my lap :lol:

It was at that point I new I had made it :D

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Re: I'm a tramp...apparently

Postby Ciri » Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:06 am

That's the best story I've heard all week xD

You finally made it! :D
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Re: I'm a tramp...apparently

Postby Tanwen » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:37 pm

Better than being one of the other reason for hanging about on street corners :D
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Re: I'm a tramp...apparently

Postby PiF » Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:52 pm

I tried selling my arse once, all I got was two shirt buttons and a bag of Haribo to vacate the prime real estate

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Re: I'm a tramp...apparently

Postby KAGU143 » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:54 am

LOL!
Considering that people could have thrown a wide variety of things at you, I think you did quite well!
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